Should be shot! Well, that's a bit drastic but their behaviour in this case is beyond belief.
Do you remember this post about the lady at Crafternoon knitting an asparagus bollard cozy? Well you can imagine her disappointment (and the other knitters involved) when all their cosies were stolen.
In the first picture you can see some of the 13 original asparagus cosies in all their glory and I hope you can read the article in the local paper below. I just hope that if the cosy thieves eat asparagus that it chokes them. Also hoping that the other nine are returned in time for the Asparagus Festival. The Vale of Evesham farmers depend on the fruit and vegetables growing in the area for their livelihood.