No, no, no, NOT my age!!! It's my 1,000 blog post today!!!
I'm going to do my first giveaway BUT you're not going to see what it is until the end!!!! It's a 'blind' giveaway. So, get out the guide dogs and the white sticks and make a comment - or not!!!!
No need to add buttons or anything to your blog, no need to tell anybody, no need to even comment on the blog either!!!! You could just email me. Just let me know your name and your email address. Simple - just like me!!!! I won't publish comments either as then you'll not even know how many are taking part - part of the 'blind' bit!!!!
Comments will be taken up until 8.45am British Summer Time on Sunday 2nd May and the winner will be announced the next day.
All I'll tell you is that it'll be PINK!!! Pink in all it's parts!!!!
I'll use a random selector thingy to choose the winner and will keep everything on a spread sheet until the giveaway is over.
When I announce the winner I'll show you what he or she has won.
HOWSAT?!?!?!